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the saddest thing today June 19, 2014

I spent another morning at the legal firm this morning learning about records management in the safe custody section. People put lots of different things in safe custody. The saddest thing today was a handwritten last will and testament and suicide note that we had to make a record. ┬áNow it’s in a packet with […]

Monday will be torture for you today October 30, 2011

Dear Monday, I know it’s been some time since our last correspondence. Apologies. I hope you have been keeping well. Me? Why thank you for asking. I’ve been quite fine. I just have a tiny request. If you could manage it I’d really appreciate it if when I check my stars on my iPhone app […]

Monday will be torture for you today

Dear Monday, I know it’s been some time since our last correspondence. Apologies. I hope you have been keeping well. Me? Why thank you for asking. I’ve been quite fine. I just have a tiny request. If you could manage it I’d really appreciate it if when I check my stars on my iPhone app […]

Well hello Friday October 29, 2010

Well hello Friday! Thanks for this awesome headache you have seen fit to bestow upon me. It’s really proved helpful as I worked away to meet my quota of words this morning about satire and the television mockumentary. Haha on you though because I got them done and am feeling very pleased with myself. Perhaps […]

Well hello Friday

Well hello Friday! Thanks for this awesome headache you have seen fit to bestow upon me. It’s really proved helpful as I worked away to meet my quota of words this morning about satire and the television mockumentary. Haha on you though because I got them done and am feeling very pleased with myself. Perhaps […]

Dear Friday August 12, 2010

Dear FridayIt’s not often you receive a letter from me but this is a special occasion. I would like to publicly thank you for this rather splendid headache. Is it not enough that my beautiful man tripped off to Europe last Sunday for some length of time, and then the whole cyst-situation is ongoing, but […]

Dear Friday

Dear FridayIt’s not often you receive a letter from me but this is a special occasion. I would like to publicly thank you for this rather splendid headache. Is it not enough that my beautiful man tripped off to Europe last Sunday for some length of time, and then the whole cyst-situation is ongoing, but […]

Dear Weekend July 2, 2010

Dear WeekendToday is Friday which means that you are not far away. Let us cast our minds back to your previous visit about 7 days ago. I did not particularly enjoy your arrival with a monster headache that lasted until Monday morning. I mean, really, what on earth was that all about? I had worked […]

Dear Weekend

Dear WeekendToday is Friday which means that you are not far away. Let us cast our minds back to your previous visit about 7 days ago. I did not particularly enjoy your arrival with a monster headache that lasted until Monday morning. I mean, really, what on earth was that all about? I had worked […]

The grey half-light of 5am April 11, 2010

Dearest Monday It’s been some time since our last communication so I thought I would take this opportunity to write. I hope you don’t mind but I am going to provide you with a little constructive criticism. Please take it in the spirit in which it is intended. That is, get your freaking act together […]