My mother was showing me her options for U3A classes.

One in particular took my eye: “Computers for the Terrified”.

I imagine this would be a prerequesite for Computer Basics (also offered). However, it doesn’t specify whether you must be terrified of computers, or whether terror of other objects, or even just a generalised terror is a requirement for attending.

(There’s also “Accordion for beginners”. Sadly I do not meet the minimum age requirement. Nor do I yet have an accordion).