They all came back, one by one. And then Ajay weighed them ONE BY ONE. It was all a little bit BORING. Let’s get to the CHALLENGE to see who will be BACK IN THE GAME. Amanda the would be opera singer had lost a LOT of weight as had her husband Stewart who now looks quite THIN. The earliest eliminatees had lost the LEAST but had still managed around 20 KILOS each. I still can’t quite believe that Holly and Mel LOVE EACH OTHER as much as they are professing.

And I’ve just about HAD IT with ALL THE CRYING. Stop asking all those lame LEADING QUESTIONS please Ajay.

Oh, and up on Loser Island, Bob is looking very HAGGARD and Nathan is still looking DISAPPOINTED IN HIS WEIGHT GAIN. The Commando gave him a PEP TALK, which sounded pretty much the same as ALL HIS OTHER TALKS. Gruff monotone plus words of few syllables.

Less tissues and more action tonight please.