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| in defence of inappropriate footwear | September 11, 2008 | Yesterday while out shopping I briefly channelled my grandmother and bought two pairs of really inappropriate shoes. If they’re colourful with any kind bedazzling, diamantes, glitter or beading my grandma will pounce on them and take them home (once she’s paid for them of course). She’s like a little bowerbird. In my defence…they were on […] |
| in defence of inappropriate footwear | Yesterday while out shopping I briefly channelled my grandmother and bought two pairs of really inappropriate shoes. If they’re colourful with any kind bedazzling, diamantes, glitter or beading my grandma will pounce on them and take them home (once she’s paid for them of course). She’s like a little bowerbird. In my defence…they were on […] |
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| an extremely tasteful birthday card | September 5, 2008 | Here’s something I was inspired to dig out of my big box of cards and keepsakes. That’s right, it’s an extremely tasteful Melrose Place birthday card. Note the front cover where my wonderful friends drew in the missing cast members. They also labelled each person with their name across their forehead for some reason. This […] |
| an extremely tasteful birthday card | Here’s something I was inspired to dig out of my big box of cards and keepsakes. That’s right, it’s an extremely tasteful Melrose Place birthday card. Note the front cover where my wonderful friends drew in the missing cast members. They also labelled each person with their name across their forehead for some reason. This […] |
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| TV Quotes | August 26, 2008 | “Disease and depravation stalk our land like two giant stalking things” Sense and Senility, Blackadder the Third |
| TV Quotes | “Disease and depravation stalk our land like two giant stalking things” Sense and Senility, Blackadder the Third |
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| Is this the afterwork snack of champions? | August 1, 2008 | barbeque shapes – one handful ( about six really)english muffin – toasted with margarine and syrupone caramel tim tam (I guess not really!) |
| Is this the afterwork snack of champions? | barbeque shapes – one handful ( about six really)english muffin – toasted with margarine and syrupone caramel tim tam (I guess not really!) |
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| lettuce on the side | July 25, 2008 | how much lettuce is too much lettuce on a sandwich? Well, going by my lunch today, when one can reassemble the leaves into an entire head of lettuce then perhaps the chef has gone a little overboard in the lettuce stakes. Jinx (in her wonderfully American fashion) suggested I should ask for “easy on the […] |
| lettuce on the side | how much lettuce is too much lettuce on a sandwich? Well, going by my lunch today, when one can reassemble the leaves into an entire head of lettuce then perhaps the chef has gone a little overboard in the lettuce stakes. Jinx (in her wonderfully American fashion) suggested I should ask for “easy on the […] |