It’s been some time since our last communication so I thought I would take this opportunity to write. I hope you don’t mind but I am going to provide you with a little constructive criticism. Please take it in the spirit in which it is intended. That is, get your freaking act together and start behaving.
1. If you could perhaps have a word with the seasons and tell Summer to pack its bags it would be much appreciated. I thought we had done with the humid, bad for sleeping nights but based on last night, clearly not. It’s April for goodness sake. Let Autumn have their turn.
2. Headaches. I don’t know if you’ve ever woken with the same headache you went to bed with but let me assure it is an unpleasant experience. If you could remove the headaches from your mornings that would be delightful.
3. Waking up early. My alarm is set for 6.30am for a reason. I do not need to wake in the grey half light of 5am. I have getting ready for work down to a fine art with my 6:30am iPhone wakeup call. There is no need to give me a “helping hand” by having me wake up any earlier.
I do hope you have a nice day. More importantly, I hope that I have a nice day.