Q: When is a Friday not a Friday?

A: When you have to come to work on Saturday as well.

What a hilarious comedian I am. I made it up all by myself too. Can you believe it?

Can I colour you all impressed at my fine wit and humour?

What do you mean…No?

I think the joke is on me actually.

(now I’m thinking about the Bee Gees…off to youtube later…watch this space)