Right, by accident I discovered a Billy Connolly travel show at 6:30 on Channel 7. I will watch Billy Connolly do just about anything. Last night he travelled up the east coast of North America as far as the top of Newfoundland. It looked cold and wet. His jubilant approach to anything and everything is delightful. As is his banjo playing.

Then New Tricks – sadly still in repeats but this was a good one with cats at the centre of the mystery. Subplots involved Brian’s dog and Jack signing his new will. It’s all a lot of fun and just the type of crime show I can be bothered with. Because there are no bodies being dissected before your very eyes.

Then I listened to the Iron Chef while I faffed about on Facebook. So sorry Iron Chef fans I can’t tell you what the theme ingredient was or, indeed, who won.

But Rockwiz was a treat, even if also in repeat. Martha Wainwright and a man who had played with Frank Zappa were the special guests. Luverly.

That’s all I can manage. All my TV brain power has been channelled into my paper which incidentally seems to have improved this morning.