Dear Weekend
Today is Friday which means that you are not far away. Let us cast our minds back to your previous visit about 7 days ago. I did not particularly enjoy your arrival with a monster headache that lasted until Monday morning. I mean, really, what on earth was that all about? I had worked all week and all I wanted was two days where I could relax, watch some telly, do a little shopping, housework, laundry and other things without a pounding headache. I know you made sure I had some panadol in the pantry which was, I suppose, thoughtful. However, all that really did was put the headache on delay for a few hours until it returned, stronger than ever. I guess the point I am labouring away at here in this letter is that when you arrive at midnight this evening I would like a little more consideration. I have things to do. I also have nothing to do, and I would prefer to be able to do everything and nothing just as I please without any interference.
If you could kindly consider my respectful request it would be greatly appreciated
Yours sincerely
Wendy