Dear Friday
It’s not often you receive a letter from me but this is a special occasion. I would like to publicly thank you for this rather splendid headache. Is it not enough that my beautiful man tripped off to Europe last Sunday for some length of time, and then the whole cyst-situation is ongoing, but now, you, Friday, usually the best of days have awarded me a headache on a day that I have to go in to work?
Please give some thought to these questions and think about your behaviour for when we meet in a week’s time.
Regards
Wendy