Wendy gets into the Christmas Spirit: Cheap Commercialised Fashion

In my bid to further get into the Christmas spirit I did what every good consumer should do in the weeks leading up to Christmas. That’s right, I went to Supre and bought some cheap as chips, poorly made, Christmas themed T shirts. I braved the terrorist interrogation chic fluorescent lighting, and the loud techno […]

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Wendy gets into the Christmas Spirit: Cheap Commercialised Fashion

In my bid to further get into the Christmas spirit I did what every good consumer should do in the weeks leading up to Christmas. That’s right, I went to Supre and bought some cheap as chips, poorly made, Christmas themed T shirts. I braved the terrorist interrogation chic fluorescent lighting, and the loud techno […]

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Wendy gets into the Christmas Spirit: Tardis Stakeout

Ok, so it’s a really bad photo because like a secret crimefighter on a stakeout I had to glide by this house in my car and quickly snap an iPhone picture, but here is a family with true commitment to the Christmas spirit. For weeks I have been driving past watching them build this life […]

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Wendy gets into the Christmas Spirit: Tardis Stakeout

Ok, so it’s a really bad photo because like a secret crimefighter on a stakeout I had to glide by this house in my car and quickly snap an iPhone picture, but here is a family with true commitment to the Christmas spirit. For weeks I have been driving past watching them build this life […]

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Wendy gets into the Christmas Spirit: Lights

With minimal effort I have transformed my loungeroom into a Winter Wonderland. Here’s a few simple steps you can follow for yourself. 1. Light the candles you already own but never light any other month of the year. Here are the nice handpainted tealight holders I bought in Hobart. They look Christmassy. 2. The same […]

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Wendy gets into the Christmas Spirit: Lights

With minimal effort I have transformed my loungeroom into a Winter Wonderland. Here’s a few simple steps you can follow for yourself. 1. Light the candles you already own but never light any other month of the year. Here are the nice handpainted tealight holders I bought in Hobart. They look Christmassy. 2. The same […]

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Confounding things many of which I am oblivious to and/or don’t understand

Lady GagaThe Paranormal Romance section in Dymocks in BundabergChai LattesThe Jonas BrothersGoogle Waveanything connected to Twilight and vampires generallyDaniel Radcliffe’s eyebrowsTony AbbottButterfly (as in swimming)Will FerrellExerciseArtichokesFarmville and why people keep losing cows…tsk tskEmpire of the SunHow to banish ants from my kitchenStephen Hawking’s A Brief History of TimeHow to cook eggplant and artichokeWhy people rave […]

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Confounding things many of which I am oblivious to and/or don’t understand

Lady GagaThe Paranormal Romance section in Dymocks in BundabergChai LattesThe Jonas BrothersGoogle Waveanything connected to Twilight and vampires generallyDaniel Radcliffe’s eyebrowsTony AbbottButterfly (as in swimming)Will FerrellExerciseArtichokesFarmville and why people keep losing cows…tsk tskEmpire of the SunHow to banish ants from my kitchenStephen Hawking’s A Brief History of TimeHow to cook eggplant and artichokeWhy people rave […]

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I did not shout HURRY UP YOU SLOW EMO TEENAGER

I went.I saw.I chose a theme which shall not be revealed here because some people who are receiving gifts may be reading.I did 80 percent of my gift buying in the one shop.I bought auxiliary impulse presents for myself.I watched the neverending line for Santa photos never end.I dodged trolleys, old people, bogans, small children […]

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I did not shout HURRY UP YOU SLOW EMO TEENAGER

I went.I saw.I chose a theme which shall not be revealed here because some people who are receiving gifts may be reading.I did 80 percent of my gift buying in the one shop.I bought auxiliary impulse presents for myself.I watched the neverending line for Santa photos never end.I dodged trolleys, old people, bogans, small children […]

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